Friday, November 19, 2010

A Guide on How to Repel Women.?

After coming across so many guides, and would-be experts claiming they know exactly how to pick up women, I figured it would be refreshing to present something of the complete opposite, “How to Effectively Repel Women.”

Now, in my research, I found that many of the tips given in pick-up guides could be grossly overdone to achieve the exact opposite of that goal.

As we see on many television commercials, emitting the right scent can be important in attracting a woman. So what do you do? Instead of spending a lot of money on fancy and expensive cologne, buy the really cheap stuff from the dollar store. Use about half of the bottle, just to be sure. The stench of cheap cologne can be so offensive, it will be an immediate deal-breaker and you’ll find the night ending extremely early.

Most people agree, that eye contact can be very effective in attracting a woman. However, the complete opposite affect can be achieved if it is overdone. Instead of merely achieving eye contact, try staring at them uncomfortably for a good two or three minutes. This tactic can really be even more effective if you can keep a straight face, and rarely blink your eyes. Think “stalker” here.

If you are unfortunate enough to be caught in conversation, do your best to speak as little as possible, almost to the point where it seems to be a bit creepy. Assume that she is able to read your mind, and if you do have to talk, only speak in quiet mumbles, and stutter if you can, for this shows extreme nervousness.

Now this next method, I happened to find online, from another individual with many of these same arguments. Girls are normally not impressed with a real skill such as being able to use martial arts, such as jiu jitsu or kung fu. So a good method would be to randomly punch or kick things; it does not matter if you really know kung fu or not, she won’t know any better. This is more effective in public; for example, if you’re in a restaurant and the food or service is bad, just start breaking tables and crushing glasses. It effectively repels women, at the same time; it also effectively displays your masculinity.

Take some time to explain to her what you like to do in your spare time. Tell her that you’re a trekkie, and that you enjoy going to conventions, or say you’re really into dungeons and dragons, and that you have an array of costumes at home for effective role-playing. Most girls would probably find this as a big turn off, except for the really weird ones.

Another one of my favorite methods to use, is to display to her your vast knowledge of movie quotes. Girls really like that…just kidding. Impress her by showing her how good you are at reciting quotes from movies such as Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, or the Monty Python films.

Another method, is too keep your conversations, should you choose to have them, about your own interests as much as possible. Talk only about what interests you. If you like fishing, talk only about fishing, go into great details about finding the rights spots and using the right baits. If she tries to change the subject, barely acknowledge it whatsoever, and continue on with your own conversation. Remember, you’re the one in control here.A Guide on How to Repel Women.?
Actually there do seem to be women attracted to this type of behaviour. These must be the female equivalent.



One essential ingredient you over looked in the guide is to have a Mullet hairstyle, especially if your hair is ginger.A Guide on How to Repel Women.?
Look poor.



Edit: my bad , I see you have looking poor covered.
Sounds like a lucrative idea, especially if you made it slightly comical, easy to read, and had photos in it.



How bout not bathing for two weeks and taking a long run in the heat? LMAO



Or getting really really close to her when you talk, and remember not to brush your teeth for also two weeks.



Oh yeah, another one is to do tell really bad jokes and laugh out loud at your own jokes. Then do really bad impressions of characters where you alter your voice in very unflattering ways.
Wow nice guide...if only I had come across this earlier...=P
how about be an ***, make lewd comments about her breasts or other parts of her body.

breaking tables in a restaurant. Some girls that like bad boys might go after that. Some girls like criminal behavor in guys lol. SOme girls really go after bad asses
roflmao you forgot to add be an asswipe
Well if I were going to write a guide about how to repel women, I would copy my boyfriend's uncle. He is one of the creepiest men I've ever spoken to. So let me list the things he does to be offputting

First of all he has some of the worst hygene and style I've ever seen. He rarely ever bathes or brushes his teeth. He dips skoal so his teeth are like brown. He slicks his hair back in an odd way, it kind of bumps up. He wears short shorts and dingy t-shirts.

His next problem is the way he acts. He is 35 years old and still lives with his parents. He refuses to get a job and his parents are okay with it. When he does get a job he makes up stupid excuses to quit. The most expensive thing he owns is an E machines computer.

The last problem is his conversations. All he talks about is video games and wrestling. I like video games but he never shuts up about them. He makes stupid suggestions like my boyfriend should trade his 2000 model car for a 1988 model that is rusty, doesn't have AC or working windows, and barely runs. When he hits on women he uses the same pick up lines like ';I've got something you'd like'; or ';You workin' hard?';. The worst part is he hits on women almost half his age and ones he'd never have a chance with. Oh and I forgot he goes up to a woman he's just met and tries to hug them. Also he talks about when can they move in together.



I bet if you wrote a book on this man it would be the women repelling guide you're looking for. I am not making this up this man really acts this way.
Maybe the title should be, ';How to repel really attractive women';?



It might work on all women or most women, but perhaps the humor would be accentuate if you suggested the ability to get rid of the women so many men seek
LOL. Here are a few more for you. Chew with your mouth open. Advise her to know her place as a female. And there is my absolutely favorite: ask her how long has it been since her last confession, and why exactly has it been so long. Talk about good old days: longer skirts, higher necklines and as many children as you can make in a marriage. And don't forget to share that you are late for your weekly AA meeting. Dirty finger nails, filthy shoes and bugs in your hair will be the final straw, if nothing else seems to be working.
Insist that she hang the paper towels to dry so that they can be re-used.

My Nana divorced her second husband because of this.
You forgot leaving he toilet seat up when using the toilet at her place. And only talk about yourself without showing interest in her.
Excellent. Well done.

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